1. I don't like Argentina because they used to have crap hair. 2. I don't like Germany because of Rudi Voller always looking a bit shifty. 3. I don't like Portugal because Ronaldo really gets on my nerves. 4. I don't like Italy because their tops are always a bit too tight. 5. I don't like England because they are, in the main, crushingly disappointing to watch. 6. I don't like Holland because orange is my least favourite colour. 7. I don't like Wales because they deprived England of Ryan Gigsy-wigsy's sweet left foot. 8. I don't like Brazil because it gives commentators license to say things like "precocious talent" and "samba rhythms". 9. I don't like Spain because they should totally have won the world cup by now. 10. I don't like Scotland because of Rod Stewart.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
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